#the percabeth brainrot is insane

[pebblume]

guys i haven’t had time to write in weeks and it’s driving me INSANE. to help cope here are a bunch of percabeth fic ideas i have rattling around my brain that i may or may not get around to writing at some point

annabeth is assigned for cabin inspection and percy slept in (cue speed cleaning and attempted flattery and bribery to avoid punishment). this one is deeply unserious

since we didn’t get it in the show with the spider trap in the tunnel of love i’d love to write some other situation where annabeth gets scared by spiders and percy helps her through it and they talk about their fears 

ok ok. hear me out. pjo tv trio watching the lightning thief musical. i’m normally not into “characters watch their own media” type fics, but i think it could be fun to write while also allowing for some introspection! they’re just experiencing this weird uncanny valley where everything is familiar but it’s so different at the same time and also everyone is singing?? percy laughs at his own jokes of course and grover is a theatre kid so he’s nerding out and annabeth is confused (the only musical she’s ever seen is the wizard of oz) but entertained. i think it could be silly

lovesick au with an extra dose of angst. percy gets accidentally drugged with aphrodite’s love magic (and naturally annabeth is the first person he sees) so now she has to deal with a very clingy percy who's sweet and considerate and would do anything she asked but it's not her percy. like she wanted him to like her back but not like this ;-; happy ending tho obviously

hypervigilance and hyperfixation - annabeth has always had to be aware of her surroundings and never let her guard down (ptsd from her childhood and being a demigod), until this boy comes into her life and now all her attention zones in on him whenever he’s within a 50 yard radius. just a little drabble on all the little things you notice when you’re constantly aware of your crush and how even their annoying habits or flaws become hopelessly endearing

annabeth with glasses would be so cute?? (credit to @vicwritesfic for the idea!). basically just some percabeth moments told through glasses: annabeth first getting them and percy helping her feel comfortable with them when she gets self conscious, annabeth losing them in the lake and percy retrieving them, percy trying her glasses on because i think that’s a universal glasses wearer experience, percy finding her asleep at her desk with her glasses askew and taking them off gently, etc. etc. you get the idea

ok y’all know that saying that’s like “you know you like your crush when they get an awful haircut and they’re still attractive to you”? that’s it, that’s the fic. i’m thinking percy gets an unwilling haircut and he gets all embarrassed because his head is a fuzzy egg now, but annabeth still finds him cute because she's down catastrophically bad. he gets his curls back at the end tho don’t worry!

percy is cursed to be honest when he lies to a god and now he can’t stop telling annabeth how pretty her eyes are and how much he admires her; he can’t even use sarcasm - he’s defenseless! basically an excuse for me to torture percy and make him finally talk about his feelings

post tlt. annabeth ran away again after fighting with her father, but instead of going back to camp she goes to stay with the jackson’s (with the obligatory shows-up-on-their-doorstep-sopping-wet-and-pathetic scene and sally decides to adopt her immediately). it was supposed to be for a weekend, but percy convinces her to just stay until they have to go back to camp (about three weeks) and cute domestic shenanigans (and angst) ensue!

percy just got his driver's license after the titan war and takes annabeth for a ride to montauk to meet grover (she obviously has to tease him about the time he was 12 and crashed a car because he was too busy looking into her eyes). they sing along to their favorite songs and percy gets road rage and they stop for ice cream. basically a chance for them to be normal teens because they deserve it!

pen pal au where percy and annabeth write each other letters during the school year (takes place after tlt). just little moments in their lives told through letters and photos and mementos (sally insists on express mailing annabeth blue cookies after a fight with her parents ofc). it’s not the same as having each other there in person, but it helps with the distance. my way of coping with the hiatus between tlt and SoM ;-;

bi percabeth my beloved!! fic about percy’s bi awakening after reflecting on all his boy crushes (childhood friend, luke, beckendorf, etc). he comes out to annabeth after the war and they have this very touching moment where they talk and hug it out. then annabeth is like “oh also I like girls” “you couldn’t have led with that??” “i didn’t want to steal your moment!”

i've also been drafting out some percy pov chapters to my fics "i miss you like a little kid", "nothing's going to hurt you baby", and "punched in the gut (feels like being in love" so those are in the works!!

phew. and that's not even all of them (i think about them an unhealthy amount). i miss writing these two so much, but i won't really have a chance to breath from my school work until spring break so wish me luck ;-;

as always you can find my finished fics here :3

[bassguitarinablackt-shirt]

you rn about pjo

real and true

[helyeahmangocheese]

percabeth brainrot has me already imagining walker's percy with his permanently tied together eyebrows trying to figure out how annabeth became such a close friend with him, let alone how she has feelings for him. could you imagine him in botl wrestling with his own feelings?? I can already see the "oh" on his face post-kiss. or the classic mix of confusion and anger (that walker is insanely good at) in ttc when they're split?? pls I need them

[iwannabeabricklayer]

Percabeth because I have some insane brainrot 🫶🏻🫶🏻

Might add colour soon, maybe 🫡

[wise-writer-girl]

No one told me to, but I think its my time to finally share:

Last Song : The Alchemy by Taylor Swift

Currently Watching : Truly nothing but Jeopardy since im a busy bitch

Three Ships : Destiel (brainrot is real), Ineffable Husbands (waiting on s3), Haylijah (the Originals might be my fave show, im insane)

Favorite Color : Pink in any shade

Currently Consuming : Water

First Ship : Didn't really get into shipping officially until I read the PJO books, so it's gotta be Percabeth

Relationship Status : Single

Last Movie : Some Hallmark Christmas Film (can't remember what it was called lmfao)

Currently Working On : Same WIP that's kept me in a chokehold for 3 years straight

Reblog and add your own categories, if you'd like!

(I stole this from @aintinacage because it's been so long since I've been very active on anything, and I'm avoiding things that need to be done...)

Last Song : on purpose: Fireworks and Rollerblades album by Benson Boone - under duress: some weird pop music on the pharmacy's hold line. (Edit: wait, I recognize this one! It's an intense, terrible quality version of Man in the Mirror)

Currently Watching : Nothing really. It's a roulette some evenings (whatever my husband puts on) between Big Bang Theory, Superstore, and The Office reruns

Three Ships : (I honestly had to think, like sailing ships??) BellaxEdward, Irondad, and... um... Peter/Hallie (my own soulmate stories) I guess. Too busy to obsess much lately over fun fandom!

Favorite Color : Teal

Currently Consuming : Nothing. I should have a protein drink before I get super hungry and stress eat cheetos though

First Ship : I'm not sure. Probably Lois/Clark from Lois & Clark: the New Adventures of Superman in the mid 90's... Either that or Riker/Troi from ST:TNG

Relationship Status : married

Last Movie : I have no idea. All the way through? Nothing in the last few weeks.

Currently Working On : I need to check some transcription...

Anyone who wants to, please reblog!

[queenangst]

i think your percabeth brainrot is contagious 😔 also the lil snippet you wrote?? i’m in my feelings. their hands exist to hold onto each other,, and to stab monsters,, but mostly 🤝

bro that's NOT even the FULL thing it's from what was supposed to be a 5 part fic called "the in betweens" set between botl and tlo with that PAINFUL PAINFUL "we know we like each other and we want to be together but also we hurt each other and the prophecy is behind us" it makes me actually insane

i might post the full bit but i only wrote part 1 and 2 lmaoooo here’s some more that happens after the part i posted

Percy wished he could kiss her. “Goodnight,” he told her, and lifted a hand, and it was not a goodbye. “Goodnight, Percy,” Annabeth said, and he watched her a second longer after she’d turned and began to walk away. Saw her lift an arm to pass over her eyes, and then Percy turned too before he could do anything besides walk away.

[oretsov]

fic tag game

tagged : @malinaa hello mam i love you 

tagging : @vestero @alinastracker @malyen0retsev​ and all my other writer friends i have suddenly forgotten every person I know  

✧ how many works do you have on ao3?

20 whee

✧ what’s your total ao3 word count?

105,765 this feels like so much but also not a lot but also what do i know

✧ how many fandoms have you written for and what are they?

technically four but my one pjo fic i wrote when i was literally 12 so i feel like it doesn’t really count lmao. i have one for bellarke and stydia and then rest is just malina brainrot 

✧ what are your top five fics by kudos?

and i’ll press you to the pages of my heart ➤ 327 kudos

all of the dreams that you put in my head ➤ 253 kudos

 that’s when i want you ➤ 147 kudos

 all’s well that ends well (to end up with you) ➤ 113 kudos

my wife is a bitch and i like her so much ➤ 105 kudos

✧ do you respond to comments? why or why not?

okay i’m going to sound like a terrible writer for saying no but :screamingcat: i read them all a million times and respond in my head like in the same vain of why i am a terrible texter because i just respond to everything in my head but i just get stressed out saying thank you because ?? idk LMAO but i appreciate every comment i get so much i hope everyone knows that :sob: 

✧ what’s the fic you’ve written with the angstiest ending?

ummmm i simply do not do that hehe

✧ do you write crossovers? if so, what is the craziest one you’ve written?

no my brain is too small for that 

✧ have you ever received hate on a fic?

not really?? malina fic readers are my favorite because we are all starved of content and positive malina so everyone is super kind 

✧ do you write smut? if so, what kind?

HAHA. yeah. the dirty kind here  here here  here

✧ have you ever had a fic stolen?

i also do not think so 

✧ have you ever had a fic translated?

i have not 

✧ have you ever co-written a fic before?

also have not but i feel like it would be fun 

✧ what’s your all time favorite ship?

oh christ yeah anything ive written fic for. i do not do it willy nilly so it is usually a very intense love for the ship when i do sit down and write something for a ship

✧ whats a WIP that you want to finish but don’t think you ever will?

whoops. text me when you’re free  i mostly just wanted to have an account of my sister’s date but after that i was like okay now i dont really care what happens whoops 

✧ what are your writing strengths?

long rambly paragraphs about emotions possibly??? 

✧ what are your writing weaknesses?

jaskf; i feel like i have so many. i hate endings, and i feel like my beginnings are pretty weak and i’m so bad at telling  a straight linear story or even just having plot ajfkd;s

✧ what are your thoughts on writing dialogue in other languages in a fic?

very positive 

✧ what was the first fandom you wrote for?

technically my percabeth fic from age 12 but that lives on ff.net and we do not speak of it. but after that it’s my stydia fic from 2014 that i lowkey still love :’) 

✧ whats your favorite fic you’ve written?

i’m also going to list a few bc i cannot choose between my babies 

all’s well that ends well 

all of the dreams that you put in my head

started w/ a spark now we’re on fire

all’s well is my favorite plotwise. plus writing it was a total fever dream, i wrote it in like two days because i wanted to finish it for malinaweek and so i barely thought about what i was writing and i was just frantically typing lol. all of the dreams was my first maliner fic and i simply still love it and i love 5+1 style fics and i love mal and i was so unhinged when he said that . started w/ a spark is just pure emotional porn insanity and was so fun to write they make me feel insane